So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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