Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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