she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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