I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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