No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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