so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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