dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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