You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
