So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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