She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think your dad took our porno
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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