So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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