Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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