How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
you inspire me to be a worse person
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
