your thong is hanging out like whoa
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
