More tranny stories later!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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