This dress was meant to end up on your floor
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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