i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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