wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
operation have a gay friend backfired
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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