I bet he comes in French.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
