can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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