so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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