is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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