it was like his penis was on wheels.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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