i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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