I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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