Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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