Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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