Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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