Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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