i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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