omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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