I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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