i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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