normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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