My liver just broke up with me...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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