it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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