How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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