just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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