Dual....:-)
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
The adults are the big ones right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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