I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
