I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am naked and annoyed.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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