Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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