Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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