I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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