Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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