that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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