Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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