rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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