I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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