either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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