I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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