just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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