party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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