i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I cockslap morals
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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