why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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