That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
sex in a hospital.. check
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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