the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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