My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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